Reasons why I don't mind leaving guys with self-inflicted blue balls:
1) "I date a lot of black girls. And of all the black girls I date, I like the way you smell the best." o_O
2) "You're my favorite girl from the neighborhood." 0_0
3) "I don't really like the "local" people." (I live in Bed Stuy)
4) "You know I'm not disrespectful," while attempting to smack my ass in public.
Yeah. And so that was the last day I spoke to that guy...